这是去年的旧闻了,翻出来晒晒。
前不久看了些工种之争的帖,今晚翻到这个简历的完整版,转过来,希望对前端工程师和PHPer有所鼓励。
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目前网上的翻译都是开头部分的,译文如下:
价格:
40万美金
一口价
我真的喜欢在雅虎工作,并且相信现在的职位为未来发展提供了最好的契机。我没有被辞退,也不打算辞职。我也不担心什么公司合并或者出售。我知道有些高管刚刚离职,但我一点也不在乎。
是的,是的,你们公司刚刚获得了巨额风险投资,你们公司是由两名斯坦福脑科博士创立,他们还发明了永动机等等等等。
这些话我都听腻了,所以,别来烦我了。
如果你出不起这个价钱,请不要直接与我联系。想用你们的声音来让我重新考虑这件事是很荒谬的,简直是对我的侮辱。
我已经想尽办法,用最强硬的语言来表达我的想法,但就是有人不明白。
如果你有一个新开发的,或者令人激动的网络应用,想听听我的意见,请与我联系。如果我喜欢这个应用,而且时间充裕,我会试试你们的测试版,然后反馈给你们。
如果你们想占用我的更多时间,我会按照每小时300美元收取产品咨询费。)
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Isaac Z. Schlueter 靓照
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以下是原文
Isaac Z. Schlueter
Web Developer, Front-end Engineer, Browser UI Builder
resume@foohack.com
865 Pomeroy Ave #207A
Santa Clara, CA 95051
408 212 0124
http://foohack.com/
Current Resume (text version)
* Price
* Skills
* Full Time
* Distractions
* School
* Awards
Price
$400,000
(It's not negotiable.)
This is not a joke.
I truly love working at Yahoo!, and believe that my position here offers the best avenue to further my career. I was not laid off. I have no plans to leave. I am not worried about mergers or buy-outs. I know that some executive just quit, and clearly, I don't care even a little.
Yes, yes, you've recently gotten a million gillion dollars in venture capital, and you were founded by 2 brain surgeon rocket scientist Stanford PhD grads who invented a perpetual motion machine, blah blah blah.
I have actually heard it already, that line of yours. Probably very recently. So don't bother.
Please don't "reach out to me directly" unless you can actually afford me; it is demeaning and absurd to think that the sound of your voice would somehow change my opinion on this matter.
I have tried so very hard to put this in the strongest possible language, but some people just never get it.
If you have a new or exciting web application, and you'd like my feedback on it, feel free to contact me. If I feel like it, and have the time, I'll play with your beta and let you know what I think.
If you want more than my hobby time, I do product consultation on an ad hoc basis at $300 per hour.
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Skills
Very Extremely Competent
* Semantic HTML/XHTML
* XML
* CSS
* Javascript
* JSON
* AJAX
* Object-oriented Javascript
* Cross Browser Development/Browser Quirks
* Object Oriented Design
* Troubleshooting
* Perceived/Actual Page Load Time Optimization
* Regular Expressions
* YUI Library
* Bash Scripting Language
* Accessibility
Lots of Experience
* PHP 4
* PHP 5, including Object Oriented Programming in PHP
* Apache
* FreeBSD
* Macintosh OS X
* Darwin
* CVS
* SVN
* Service Oriented Architecture
* Agile Scrum
* Adobe Photoshop
Some Experience
* XUL
* Git
* MySQL
* Windows 95-XP
* IIS
* ASP
* Visual Basic 6
* Microsoft SQL
* Macromedia (Adobe) Flash
* Actionscript 2
* Flex/AS3
* Localization/Internationalization
* Perl
* Java
* C/C++
* Awk
* VB.NET
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Full Time
*
Yahoo! Inc. — YAP (Yahoo Application Platform)
Sunnyvale CA
Lead Web Developer/Front-End Engineer
March 2008 2008-03-15 - Present
http://apps.yahoo.com
o Front-end architect/technical lead on YAP, Yahoo!'s part in the OpenSocial initiative (see: intent agreement).
o Deeply involved in keeping many moving parts all moving together properly.
o Solving technical issues and helping to ensure that Yahoo!'s offering in this space meets the needs of many different types of developers.
o We're looking for creative javascript and PHP experts with a hacker bent, and have open reqs in other engineering areas as well. Talk to me if you want to change the web.
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Yahoo! Inc. — Buzz
Sunnyvale CA
Lead Web Developer/Front-End Engineer
July 2007 2007-07-15 - March 2008 2008-03-15
http://buzz.yahoo.com
o Made others more productive by building process to allow low-friction development as well as a deployment that carefully follows Yahoo!'s Exceptional Performance Guidelines.
o Nearly 100% feature support in both javascript and non-javascript cases.
o Wrote badge code to insert vote button on many third-party news sites and prevent gaming.
o Rapid iterative development responsive to user research and industry changes.
o Led front end development among a team of 6 webdevs.
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Yahoo! Inc. — Yahoo! Entertainment Module Team
Santa Monica CA, Sunnyvale CA
Technical Yahoo (Web Developer/Front-End Engineer)
April 2007 2007-04-01 - July 2007 2007-07-15
http://pirates.yahoo.com, http://harrypotter.yahoo.com, http://gta.yahoo.com, http://starwars.yahoo.com
Note: Sites have since been redesigned or removed
o Built reusable modular framework to support several Yahoo! Entertainment web sites.
o Recruited by engineering management due to excellent performance on Games team.
o Saw, made, and learned from several catastrophic mistakes in execution, architecture, and project management. Have managed to not repeat most of them since.
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Yahoo! Inc. — Yahoo! Games
Santa Monica CA
Technical Yahoo Intermediate (Web Developer/Front-End Engineer)
January 2006 2006-01-01 - March 2007 2007-03-31
http://games.yahoo.com
o Web developer on fast-paced development team
o Built DHTML widgets and modules which were subsequently used throughout the Yahoo! Media properties
o Wrote CSS, Javascript, and HTML for several redesigns
o Provided mentorship and guidance for other web developers in Santa Monica and throughout the company
o Also worked on http://food.yahoo.com
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Data Strategies, Inc.
San Diego CA, Poway CA
Knowledge Manager
October 2004 2004-10-15 - December 2005 2005-12-31
http://elligence.net, http://elligence.net/ellipedia
Note: Site has since been redesigned
o Responsible for nearly all internet-related company activities
o Implemented systems to smooth out "problem areas" of the Data Strategies knowledge flow, including web-based help system, ellipedia.
o Technical writing: system requirements and setup documentation, tutorials, troubleshooters, and general help file content
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Data Strategies, Inc.
San Diego CA
Senior Technical Support Representative
December 2002 2002-12-01 - October 2004 2004-10-15
o Provided technical support to CompuMedic and elligence clients
o Kicked ass with advanced troubleshooting in business-critical situations
o Gathered client needs and delivered custom solutions
o Product development using Visual Basic, HTML, CSS, and SQL
*
Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven CT
University Assistant, Faculty Support
August 1999 1999-08-01 - June 2002 2002-06-30
o Hardware/Software installation and troubleshooting for Academic Faculty.
o Incredibly boring job that helped pay for an otherwise very interesting education.
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Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven CT
University Assistant, Lab Assistant
August 1998 1998-08-01 - August 1999 1999-08-31
o Assisted students in University Computer Labs
o Even more boring than the other SCSU job, but I got to play a lot of chess and do homework while getting a paycheck.
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Distractions
*
Foo Hack
Blog about programming and web development
2007 - Present
http://foohack.com
o Discussion of life in the web development world.
o Personal testing ground for experimentation and sharing web development information with the internet community
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Schlueterica
Personal Website and Blog
2002 - Present
http://isaacschlueter.com
o Mostly dead blog, kept alive for historical purposes.
o Tableless layout, using valid HTML and CSS
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Web Reports
Independent Project for Lien on Me, Inc.
2004 - 2005
http://lomwc.com/value/
o Created system that allows the client's customers to securely access their data online
o Data can be uploaded in either TXT or ZIP format, and imported into a MySQL database
o Designed application to meet business needs, wrote all the code, and managing installation.
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b2evolution
b2evolution Blog Platform: Support, Hacks, and Testing
2003 - 2005
http://b2evolution.net
o Provided help on the support forums
o Created several "skins" for the application
o Helped to make sure that b2evolution worked in all target environments
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Other Bits
o I am a whiz with devil sticks.
o I played the viola for 7 years. I can play the guitar, albeit fairly badly.
o I use Twitter more often than my phone.
o I use my real name online.
o If not for the money, I might have gone into Linguistics or Philosophy instead of computers.
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School
*
Southern Connecticut State University
Bachelor of Science, Liberal Studies: Computer Science/Physics/Math
1997 1997-08-01 - 2002 2002-06-01
o The most important thing that I learned in school was how to learn new topics quickly.
o My thirst for intellectual stimulation drove me to get the most out of my time in college.
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Awards
COMAP Math Contest in Modeling
Part of SCSU team which earned an Honorable Mention
National Science Olympiad
Best in Class: 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993
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Some YUI Library components used according to the terms of BSD license.
All other XHTML, CSS, and JavaScript for this offline-friendly page by Isaac Z. Schlueter, coded in a text editor.
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转自: http://foohack.com/resume/ and http://www.cnblogs.com/piggy/archive/2008/08/27/1277961.html
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